eboogie80 = me
brandon = significant other
eboogie80: thought youd like to know that im literally about to call wonder woman
brandon: NO WAY!!!
eboogie80: WAY
brandon: I DON’T BELIEVE YOU!!!
eboogie80: like i have her home and her cell phone
eboogie80: right in front of me
brandon: SHUT YOUR MOUTH
eboogie80: im serious hahahah
brandon: can you get me a picture w/ her?
eboogie80: she was apparently one of the founders of the national race
eboogie80: if you come to dc, ill try
brandon: oh yeah? that’s cool
eboogie80: yeah
brandon: ugh
brandon: well, you get a picture w/ her
eboogie80: and i have to call to make sure she has everything she needs for next week
eboogie80: dude
eboogie80: im gonna be totally geekin. i get to meet gabrielle union cynthia nixon AND wonder woman
eboogie80: wonder woman is my fav tho
brandon: I DON’T ASK YOU FOR MUCH. JUST GET A PICTURE W/ HER AND THEN WE CAN PHOTOSHOP YOU OUT AND ME IN…..GEEZ….WHY MUST YOU MAKE THINGS SO DIFFICULT????
brandon: no, that’s cool though
eboogie80: your head on my body
brandon: exactly
eboogie80: any case, ill let you get back to work while i call wonder woman and chat it up with her
eboogie80: see how the fam is doing
brandon: jealous
eboogie80: ask her if she found her invisible plane
eboogie80: bc sometimes i bet thats tricky
brandon: ask her if she’ll fly it to the race
eboogie80: haha
brandon: she forgets where she parked it
eboogie80: haha! yes!
eboogie80: xo
brandon: do you think she has a clicker for it?
eboogie80: she might even have a club
eboogie80: bc you know peeps are gonna want to steal it
eboogie80: can never be too safe
brandon: is the club invisible too
brandon: ?
eboogie80: well how would she find that too
eboogie80: like
eboogie80: if she had a clicker would there be a little blinking red light on the dash?
brandon: yes
brandon: duh
eboogie80: does the invisible plane have windows?
brandon: doubt it
brandon: does it need radar?
eboogie80: well…
eboogie80: how else is she gonna know where the enemy is
eboogie80: oh…
eboogie80: wait
eboogie80: its invisible
eboogie80: i still say yes
brandon: you obviously know nothing about aviation
eboogie80: whatever
brandon: lol
eboogie80: like you know
brandon: please. I’ve had many a model planes growing up
eboogie80: NOT INVISIBLE
eboogie80: NOT LIKE WONDER WOMANS
brandon: you don’t know
eboogie80: i do know
brandon: I could only get the invisible ones half done. I’d drop a piece in the carpet and you know….good luck finding it
eboogie80: i cant believe you had a wonder woman playset
and after convos like this, i heart him more and more every single day.