ok…so, a majority of my close friends are guys. ok ok, i take that back, all of my close friends are guys. all except 1, alisa. (love you, alisa) and being that my close friends are all guys, its been an on-running joke that b is slowly stealing all of them. by stealing them, i mean whenever i am asked to hang out and i agree, it is immediately followed by, “youre gonna bring b right?” or “make sure you bring b”.
dont get me wrong, i love the fact that b is charming, has a personality that kills and wins over anyone who has a conversation with him (and is strikingly handsome), but when it comes to what i am about to show you, its getting a little ridiculous.
so a little backstory: i introduced ryan and b a few months back, and they hit if off. they hit if off so well that im totally digging the fact that for once in my life, i can actually have my close guy friends interact and hang out with my boyfriend. sausome! any case, so they hit it off and we all hang out. but whenever we all 3 get together, i feel like im the 3rd wheel. i swear theyre having a bromance.
exhibit a:
picture one: obviously edited. picture two: obviously not edited.
sundays are usually brunch days with a group of beloved friends. this particular sunday, i decided to invite ryan to join a group of my friends that hes never interacted with. i sent the original a few days after that brunch session. upon seeing it, i immediately thought, “welcome to stock photography: stalker edition”. is it me or does ryan looks like he could possibly be a child molester or a cannibal about to dive deep into my eyes and eat them with a slice of bacon?
what really makes me feel like i am losing my friends slowly is that ryan specifically asked about pictures of, and i quote, “b and i by ourselves”. uhh…no, ryan. there arent any that i have seen. so what does he send me shortly after? the edited picture WITH ME OUT OF IT. the subject of the email: “perfect”.
ugh. whatever. have your bromance. but remember shit licks, I introduced you. I was friends with ryan FIRST. I was friends with and dated b FIRST. both of you will never have that. so nah!
he may have stolen most of my friends, but i still have luke. b, you havent gotten to him yet!
note: original photo taken by ange