upon receiving news that new balance does not sponsor, jose goes for plan b:

jose: so. given youre gringa. i will get you all the NB shoes you want if you marry me
jose: and…
jose: AND
jose: you still get to have sex with B
eboogie80: hahahahah
jose: that sound slike a deal to me if there ever was one
eboogie80: marry you, mate with another
eboogie80: yeah, but id still be married to you
eboogie80: who wants that?
jose: who cares, its win win
eboogie80: survey says…
eboogie80: ERR
jose: PLUS
jose: youd get to move to bahstahn
jose: i come with many perks
jose: hahah
eboogie80: haha
eboogie80: yeha but id have to LIVE with you
eboogie80: no way jose
eboogie80: no can do
jose: if megan can do it, you can do it
jose: plus, someone has to enforce the cleanliness
eboogie80: ha
jose: eh im just pissed. mostly because i dont know what the reasons behind not-sponsoring are
jose: not knowing sucks.
eboogie80: its a good question to ask
jose: i feel like a burned lover
eboogie80: maybe you should call the headquarters and disguise your voice and ask them
jose: haha
jose: well. you can say goodbye to your shoe hookups then
jose: the only lead i have left wouldnt benefit you
eboogie80: why? is it designing jock straps?
jose: lol